Official-looking Image Negates Entire Field of Research

The following image has been floating around the internet, most recently on reddit.com:



As I was about to quit research and join the circus, I realized that biological systems could be engineered to be efficient sources of hydrogen. The numbers in the image seem arguable at best, made up at worst. As of right now I've put the clown option on hold and decided to focus on pro-biohydrogen graphic design instead:



I feel better already.

P.S. According to Wikipedia the image originated from Tesla Motors, makers of non-hydrogen cars.